37 year old Male based Midlands, UK
It's genuinely nice to meet you!
Sincere greetings, & a very warm welcome to my very diverse profile... Thanks for stopping by.... So - my name is Joe , 37, very sanitary, healthy, fit & clean, & now A WELL ESTABLISHED & POPULAR GAY ESCORT IN THE MIDLANDS. I consider myself a very "switched on", charismatic, intelligent, Intellectual, friendly & inviting guy I never lets clients down. (White British), between Loughborough/Leicester. I'm great in bed as I dislike mechanical sex. I embrace body contact, & deep TONGUE ON TONGUE PASSIONATE kissing. Top only, but we can do anything you require sexually, within reason. An expert with inexperienced guys & "New Bottom Guys". I know exactly what to say & do to get you relaxed & "make-it-work! Almost all 'new' guys return to me for more, so I must be doing it right!
I Surpass Conventional Discretion! What happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom!!
Please WhatsApp me & advise exactly what you require sexually. I like to build up a picture of how to make *YOU* content; & ensure I *GET IT RIGHT*. (That's my motto, by the way - "I Want To GET IT RIGHT). My reputation is of a high calibre & its essential I maintain that.
Drive on over to my luxury, *PRIVATE*, warm, detached cottage in a small locale outside Loughborough, and let me be your "Dirty Little Secret"...... Free Parking / Private Hot Shower/Bath/Fresh Towels/Central Heating/ MASSIVE-KING-SIZE-BED so we can get comfy, Personal & Intimate, Condoms, Lube, Poppers, WiFi, All *PRIVATE* amenities - *YOU WILL NOT BE SEEN* by anyone! **I PROMISE YOU!** You will be visiting a luxury cottage that shall become YOUR "Home-From-Home" for your sexual journey with me, (NOT some "Terrifying FREEZING Basement Flat"! Oh, Yes, I hear all the APPALLING horror stories from my clients, so don't worry, I am not some ignorant "rent-boy-type" with a grotty mattress in a sinister tower-block). You have my word of honour that I will take care of you, & give you that Premium, Business-Class Service from Start to Finish. You are paying for a service & therefore its up to ME to achieve my target & get the service TAILORED for your NEEDS! This is *YOUR* TIME to have that sexual voyage; & expedition that YOU'VE WISHED to experience sexually with another man. You may have waited years-&-years for this, (and I am fully aware of that fact, & understand how challenging, and nerve-wracking it can be for you, especially when the moment arrives when you're walking to my front door). ❤
I have many clients saying they have read my profile 20 or 30 times, over several months before they get the courage to pick up the phone... Now why would you be so scared? Its only me, I am only human you know... I always do my very best to create & achieve a memorable encounter for you. Please, please above all guys, do not be scared. ❤
THE BASIC FACTS:
NEGATIVE, CLEAN & on DAILY PrEP / HPV & HEP B VACCINATED FOR ULTIMATE SEXUAL HEALTH SAFETY / PROOF AVAILABLE/ TESTED FORTNIGHTLY! ❤
TESTED: MARCH 18th 2020, & *ALL CLEAR* [SEE NHS TEXT WHEN WE MEET]❤
I Accommodate In A Very Peaceful, Discreet Cottage, Where Your Self-Respect, Privacy, Discretion & Anonymity, Is 100% Guaranteed, & You WILL NOT Be Seen By Anyone! This is a great asset for me, the exceptional PRIVACY I am able to grant you, (esp married men). I Am Very Kind, Courteous with impeccable manners & I Expect This Same Degree Of Respect, Politeness & friendliness from all Clients. I am so LUCKY being in The Midlands because I get guys travelling from very far afield... ❤
● I always say It's, NOT the good-looking clients I like most. It's clients who make me LAUGH & are just DOWN-TO-EARTH & NORMAL that I look forward to seeing regularly. Your age, looks race (or disability) are of *NO* consequence. It makes me sad when a new client says: "Joe, I am overweight, does that matter?" -- OF COURSE it does not matter! You should be proud of yourself for being honest with me!
*I NEVER JUDGE/THERE'S NO FEAR OF REJECTION*: I see ALL Men, [Especially] First-Timers, Who I Am Gentle, Considerate & Patient With / Men Trapped In Sexless Relationships (They STILL Love The Wife But Cannot Make-Love due to illness). Men who've had their Confidence Knocked Due to Life-Events / Married / Divorced / Fathers / Bi-Guys / Professionals / Straight Men Wanting to Tick This OFF Their "Bucket-List" / Workers of all Grades /Gay Guys Wanting To Explore / Men Bored With Porn / Men With Erection Issues / Older Men / Larger, Chubbier Men / Catholic Men / Men of The Church / Men Worried About Penis Size / Diabetic Men /
added by Ma... for Joe on 08 July 2020
After a few really BAD experiences with other escorts, I was quite hesitant & dispirited, but did not give up trying to find someone, so I booked Joe, (in a tiny village near Loughborough). This amazing guy is in a league of his own! And such a PRIVATE, discreet location for a married man like me!
He’s a beautiful human-being in every sense of the word. Utterly professional. Joe goes-the-extra-mile (in contrast to “services” offered by some, who “Fake it”, & fail to deliver!) I’ve never experienced so much immense passion in an erotic massage! This, followed by “fun” that I shall keep to myself – but I have to tell you guys I’m now floating on air! I didn’t need to tell him what I like, as he already read my body & displayed amazing intuition.
An amazing 2 hours with such a genuine guy! He is now my number 1 escort. I have already booked again! xx